Q: What does a dolphin say when its confused? A: Can you be more Pacific!- Q: What do you call a fake noodle?- A: And impasta!- Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?- A: He wanted cold hard CASH!- Q: Why can’t you give a balloon to Elsa? A: She will Let It Go!- Q: Where do crayons go to vacation? A: To Color-Ado!-Q:What do you call a pile of kittens? A: a meowtain- Q:What do you call a laughing jar of mayonise? A: LMAYO!-Q:What stays in a corner but can travel around the world?-A: A stamp!-Q:Did You hear about the light bulb party?A: yeah it was pretty lit!- Q:Why can’t your nose be more than 12 inches long?A: then it will be a foot! -Q:Why did the banana go to the doctor?A:It was not peeling well.-Q: Why did the little boy eat his homework? A: his teacher said it was a piece of cake!-Q:What do you call someone that is afraid of Santa?A: Clausterphobic!-Q:What Do you call a frozen puppy? A:a pupcicle!-Q:Did you hear about the pancake? A: Yeah It just flipped!
THE END!
hilarious!
I love that my fav is the nose and foot 12 in.
Did you get this off from something or make them up?
I made up some of them and some off a book and a website.
Yes, love it! A good riddle is sure fun!